Antidote 4 Boredom :D: 23.10.09

Funny Questions ?????????

This was really good.Take a look.Next time ,think before you ASK!!

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

Q: This myasthenia gravis(A mental Disease), does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.

Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries??

Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries?

A lot of married womans complain that their husbands do not remember their anniversary but take a look a this. :D

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and

you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when

you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".

"I remember that too", she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!"

Smart Answers & Stupid Questions

STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:
>
>BOY : May I hold your hand?
>GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
>
>GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
>BOY : You love me...
>
>GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
>BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
>
>GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
>BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
>
>GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
>BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
>
>BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
>GIRL : How soon??
>
>BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
>GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
>
>SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
>TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
>
>MAN : You remind me of the sea.
>WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
>MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
>
>WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
>HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
>
>MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
>Peter?
>PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
>
>1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
>Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
>
>2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
>Pupil : "The moon".
>Teacher : "Why?"
>Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
>
>3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
>Pupil : "A teacher".
>
>4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
>Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
>
>5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
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>6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
>Sam : "It's a family tradition".
>Teacher : "What do you mean?"
>Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
>Teacher : "What about your mother?"
>Sam : "She's a woman".
>
>7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
>David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".
>
>8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
>Student : "Brotherly love".
>
>9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
>Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
>
>10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
>Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".
>
>11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
>One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
>
>12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
>Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
>One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

Hehe,this is all about a boy who wants to be a metal rockstar.But his parents denied his request ,until the day he......Watch it.Fun LOLZ.None of this will harm you!!!For Children Under 15 teen or what ever they called ,u need a parental guidance.hehe.