Antidote 4 Boredom :D

Travis Barker!!!

2009-11-08T10:54:00.002+08:00

TRAVIS BARKER REMIX SOULJA BOY!!!

COOL...

Internet Why U so Slow??

2009-11-04T21:18:00.000+08:00

I don't know how to say this but it is true the internet are going slower and slower.TM net has to fix this problems immediately before any disaster of internet lacking become more critical.TM net also has to improve its ultilities and upgrade the internet line.Now.many people I met has been talking the same thing .Someone need to do something fast....

lets play a game

2009-11-02T20:30:00.004+08:00

lets play a game.THE last man standing........and after that

kill urself..
lolz

London Bridge Falling down .......

2009-11-02T20:21:00.000+08:00

here are three guys trying to sing london bridge ......

ready for cats...

2009-10-31T17:09:00.001+08:00

i love cat...
:P

funny funny funny

2009-10-31T16:28:00.002+08:00

this will make you laugh.hope it will :))

told you...
:D

Why Chris Brown Beat Rihanna????

2009-10-26T21:23:00.003+08:00

Why Rihanna Got BEAT UP by Chris brown.In this video lies the answer!!

President's Jokes (The Supporter)

2009-10-26T21:17:00.001+08:00

There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush supporters.

Not really knowing what a Bush supporter is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy--Johnny.

The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a Bush supporter."

The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Bush supporter?"

Johnny says, "I'm a John F. Kerry supporter." The teacher asks why he's a Kerry supporter. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a Kerry supporter, and my Dad's a Kerry supporter, so I'm a Kerry supporter!"

The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, "What if you're Mom was a moron, and you're dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush supporter."

New Events Around Seremban

2009-10-25T22:01:00.001+08:00

hey guys ,nice to meet u all again.I would like to promote an events ,guess what ,a prom nite,oh yea.BTW ,i'm not goin ,just promoting.Another reliable information ,just check out this thing

How to be a nerd!!

2009-10-25T21:34:00.003+08:00

I never bored see they acting.hahaha,so funny.Well,how to be a nerd.Free DVD ...

Books You Got to Have

2009-10-25T16:01:00.002+08:00

These are some books you have to got.Its cool and fun to read.
just click!!

The Battery!

2009-10-25T06:00:00.005+08:00

Once upon a time ,there lived two managers.One named Kassim and Samad.Truly,they are best friends.One day, a teen gurl come to their mobile shop .Two of them quickly responds’Hello there,can we help you?’.The girl answered ‘yes of course,can u find a more last-lasting battery for my phone, it only last for 12 hours only.

Kassim:Yes ,assistant (pointing to Samad),go get the the battery

Samad:Hish…(get the battery)

Kassim:Yes madam ,this battery can last 2 days

Girl:No,I want a battery that more long lasting than this.

Samad:Assistant(pointing to Samad)go get the damn battery!

Kassim:Heeh….(get the battery)

Samad: Yes madam ,this battery can last for a week.

Girl:No , I want a battery that more long lasting than this one!

Kassim: Assistant(pointing to Samad)go get the cursed battery.This time get the which

one more long-lasting.

Samad:Now What…... (get the super-damned battery)

Kassim:Now Madam this battery can last for 3 months non-stop.Its the best we got.DO you like it?

It is called car battery,has 12volts ,can be recharge ater 3 months time.

Girl:Hehehehe…nevermind,I look another shop.

The end

Hu3 For Myspacers Addict Only!!

2009-10-24T14:34:00.002+08:00

To all myspacers......

ONE
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it
& stop using cute nicknames.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy"
"aren't i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.

TWO
To the people who have like
over 25,000 friends, are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're just stupid. Go play in traffic.

THREE
If you're real pretty, dont approve all friends request and bitching later on how u hate getting stupid comments & messages.
You're the one who approved them in the 1st place!!
Be realistic on what u're getting into!

FOUR
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were, you wouldn't post them.

FIVE
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win, you're still retarded.

SIX
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is PATHETIC.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.

SEVEN
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.

EIGHT
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!

NINE
Little 6th graders who have MySpace
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.

TEN
If you want to SignOut.
Dont post it in the bulletin and try to tell everyone.
You're not taking the world with you.
Just go close the damn browser.

ELEVEN
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true MySpace Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.

TWELVE
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have one).

THIRTEEN
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like
"repost this within 100 seconds or you'll die tonite!!,"
IT'S NOT REAL!! QUIT BEING A IDIOT!!!!!!!!

The Ipod Human

2009-10-24T14:04:00.002+08:00

Ipod shuffles,ipod nanos and ipod touch.Now The latest Ipod Human
hahaha.This video is cool.

How To Be An Emo

2009-10-24T13:52:00.001+08:00

This video actually has been removed from youtube
This video is made by nigahiga.

What a life

Funny Questions ?????????

2009-10-23T18:05:00.001+08:00

This was really good.Take a look.Next time ,think before you ASK!!

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

Q: This myasthenia gravis(A mental Disease), does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.

Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries??

2009-10-23T17:57:00.003+08:00

Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries?

A lot of married womans complain that their husbands do not remember their anniversary but take a look a this. :D

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and

you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when

you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".

"I remember that too", she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!"

Smart Answers & Stupid Questions

2009-10-23T17:19:00.001+08:00

STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:
>
>BOY : May I hold your hand?
>GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
>
>GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
>BOY : You love me...
>
>GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
>BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
>
>GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
>BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
>
>GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
>BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
>
>BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
>GIRL : How soon??
>
>BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
>GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
>
>SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
>TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
>
>MAN : You remind me of the sea.
>WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
>MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
>
>WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
>HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
>
>MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
>Peter?
>PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
>
>1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
>Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
>
>2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
>Pupil : "The moon".
>Teacher : "Why?"
>Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
>
>3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
>Pupil : "A teacher".
>
>4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
>Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
>
>5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
>
>6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
>Sam : "It's a family tradition".
>Teacher : "What do you mean?"
>Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
>Teacher : "What about your mother?"
>Sam : "She's a woman".
>
>7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
>David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".
>
>8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
>Student : "Brotherly love".
>
>9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
>Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
>
>10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
>Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".
>
>11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
>One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
>
>12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
>Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
>One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

2009-10-23T17:10:00.000+08:00

Hehe,this is all about a boy who wants to be a metal rockstar.But his parents denied his request ,until the day he......Watch it.Fun LOLZ.None of this will harm you!!!For Children Under 15 teen or what ever they called ,u need a parental guidance.hehe.

P/s: the boy look small indeed,long live huho!!

Stick FightS!

2009-10-23T11:25:00.001+08:00

hehe,cool fights.Stick enraged!!
Stick man fights all these NOOBIES ,haha i love the animation

huh,STICK FIGURE attack!

2009-10-23T11:22:00.002+08:00

Stick Figure Rages On.Take cover.Virus On Your Computer.Please WATCH to keep the computer alert.hehe.

Oh yea!!Dance a LOT

2009-10-22T22:36:00.004+08:00

this is painfull...

Please don't use your NOSE to dance.Its awful.

Funny Commercials

2009-10-22T22:03:00.000+08:00

funny japan commercials.Made in japan.LOLZ.

Don't allow girlfriend to go to the stadium.OR u will lose the voice.